Kurt: It’s a slow moving Tornado. It’s just…not…moving…very fast.
Eli: It’s a slow-nado?
Farone: I’m actually taller than the Demon.
Travis: I doubt that.
Farone: What are you talking about? You’re like 5 foot 10. I’m 6-11.
Kurt: You’re 6-11?
Farone: I…I don’t know how tall I am.
Eli: Did you check the scrolls to see if anything like this has ever happened before?
Kurt: Nothing’s ever happened before.
Dave: Did I mention the Demon that I saw?
Kurt: No. Seems like that would have come up…
Todd: List of things that are important: #1. Got a haircut. #2. Demon.
Kurt: Did the Demon hurt you?
Dave: No, he was busy paying attention to the guy with the gun.
Todd: #3. Guy with gun.
Kurt: If something were going on there would have been some kind of sign.
Dave: Like the giant dark slow moving tornado outside?
Kurt: There’s a giant dark tornado?
Todd: #4! Giant Dark Tornado!
Todd: These dice have pips on them for showing body damage.
Kurt: You said ‘pips’.
Todd: They are pips.
Dave: They are pips.
Kurt: Well…I know.
Travis: Just let me carry you then we can fly over to the other vortex.
Dave: Carry me? Your hands have big nasty bloody claws on them!
Travis: It’s not my blood.
Farone: What is my “Offensive Rating”?
Todd: That’s just an arbitrary number made by the program that did character sheets.
Dave: It’s not arbitrary.
Farone: Well what is it then?
Dave: OCV is your Offensive Combat Value.
Farone: No, Offensive Rating.
Dave: Oh, that’s arbitrary.
Kurt: It’s 42 minus…
Todd: It’s 25.
Kurt: No, it’s 42 – 17.
Kurt: Dave, what is it?
Todd: How come when Dave says it it’s right, but when I say it you gotta ask Dave?
Kurt: Cause when I look at you I hear funny things and when I look at Dave I hear smart things.